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What's My Motivation?

By Michael Simkins
311 pages
£10.99
Published by Ebury Press

Dateline: 29th February, 2004

What's My Motivation? is bound to prove itself one of the funniest theatre books of the year. With several moments that will make almost any reader laugh out loud, it is a real pleasure. That is not all that this book has to offer, as it also, on occasion, achieves moments of great pathos as it explores a mode of life that is rarely brought into the open.

Michael Simkins is an actor but he also writes An Actor's Life, the column in the Guardian that rather quirkily looks at the profession.

This means that he is able to write well and his chosen topic in this book is his own life and career, with special emphasis on the disasters and low points of being an actor.

Commencing with his obsession with Gilbert and Sullivan, it follows his career through work in a toyshop in Brighton and thence to RADA. His description of his first meeting there with Timothy Spall is probably worth the price of the book alone. This might be just as well as, arguably, it does not represent good value for money since once you pick it up, the likelihood is that you will have finished it within 48 hours having ignored the phone and forgotten to feed the cat. It is that kind of book.

After RADA, Simkins spent many years working in rep and collecting funny stories. These cover life on the stage but also first and last night parties and that ubiquitous peril, the landlady.

The balance between a desire to act, the need to make money and charming the opposite sex never proves easy. While Simkins was rarely out of work, he did spend much of his time earning Equity minimum wage. This, together with a new agent, drove him to try his luck in the wonderful world of TV advertising. After many false starts, this proved something of a financial salvation.

The front cover shows Simkins dressed as a chicken, which thankfully, is not a professional experience that is related in the book. However, he did manage various other humiliations perhaps reaching their zenith when he became the smelliest Cowardly Lion that the Wizard of Oz has ever encountered.

The interesting thing about What's My Motivation? is that Michael Simkins has had a very successful career on both stage and screen, much of which is largely ignored in his efforts to portray the life of a typical jobbing actor. That is, a man or woman who is forced to live from hand to mouth and will rarely spend two consecutive months in the same place.

There are stories about life with Mike Leigh and John Malkovich, Juliet Stevenson and Sir Alan Ayckbourn, so star spotters will not be completely bereft. There is also a sad tale of filming with Anthony Perkins.

If you are a Mrs Worthington who is about to put her daughter on the stage, you should read this homage to the acting profession and, in particular, bear in mind the statistic that at any one time, 90 per cent of all actors will not be working. You probably still won't put your daughter off but at least you will have read an engrossing and often hilarious book.

Read Philip's interview with Michael Simkins

You can buy What's My Motivation? from our Bookstore at £7.99. It is due to be published on 5th March

Philip Fisher

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