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Alright Bitches!

Author(s): Martin Blackburn

If there’s one thing we’ve missed these couple of years, it’s a package... holiday.

Jason’s dream getaway would be climbing the trail to Machu Picchu. But his hot, younger boyfriend Ollie is more interested in Manchu Picchu, a gay bar in Gran Canaria’s less-than-salubrious Yumbo Centre. And it’s Ollie’s turn to choose.

So here they are celebrating their first anniversary in the trashy tropics, looking forward to such romantic treats as gay bingo and riding the inflatable banana. With predatory neighbours and cheap cocktails, what could possibly go wrong?

If you want the thrills—and spills!—of a gay holiday without the pesky travel palaver, Alright Bitches! brings the heat of Maspalomas to Vauxhall this May.