The Scouse Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens always said he wanted his festive classic to be performed with jokes and a live band.

Jacob Marley is dead and nobody knows who bumped him off. Mary Marley, his missus, is going to track down the killer, and she’s got one man in her sights. Scrooge. But how can she make him cough to the crime?

Ebeneezer is a geezer who always quite fancied Mary, but now she’s ghosting him with the help of the Scratchitt family and Mr Kettiwig. Will he learn his lesson? Will Marley be avenged by three little birds? Will Charlie Dicko spin so fast in his grave that a sinkhole opens up? Only one way to find out…