A thong in their hearts!

Published: 12 April 2023
Reporter: David Upton

Thong for Europe

A Thong For Europe at Liverpool’s Royal Court April 21 to May 27 is packed with Eurovision hit songs, and is written by Jonathan Harvey (Gimme Gimme Gimme, Beautiful Thing, Our Lady of Blundellsands).

Lulu (Lindzi Germain) lives in Waterloo and was conceived to the beat of ABBA’s tambourine. She only drinks Bucks Fizz and Sonia had to take out a restraining order against her in 2002.

When Liverpool this year won the right to host the competition, she knew this was her big chance. In order to help the Eurovision community, she offered up her house to anybody who needed a place to stay and has been rewarded with a visit from Beryl (Emma Bispham), the singing star of the newly-discovered nation of Balkania.

£1 from every ticket sold will be donated to the British Red Cross Ukraine Crisis Appeal.

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