Autumn in South Shields

Published: 8 September 2015
Reporter: Peter Lathan

The exterior of the Customs House
The interior of the Customs House
Alice in Wonderland, this year's Customs House panto

South Shields Customs House, which celebrates its 21st year in November, has announced its autumn season. Theatre highlights are:

  • 17 September
    Vital Xposure Presents
    The Disappearance of Dorothy Lawrence
    It’s 1915. England is at war. Journalist Dorothy Lawrence aims to become War Correspondent, cycles to frontline in France never to be seen in public again.
  • 30 September & Thursday 1 October
    Camisado Club presents
    You, Me and Everything Else
    If you could send a mixtape to outer space, on behalf of planet Earth, what would be on it?
    Right now, there’s a golden record hurtling through space. It’s about you and me. You, me and the world. You, me and the universe. A science-fact love story. Two ordinary people do an extraordinary thing. Two ordinary people look out into the universe and find the most human thing: love.
  • 4 October
    Company TSU presents
    Beats North
    Beats North explores the soundtrack to our lives through the eyes and ears of two young northern men who are still trying to figure it out. Al’s family want him to be a Bollywood convert, but he craves Motown and the spotlight for him and his guitar. Jack gets lost in the power of Bonnie Tyler and his own imagination, much to his dad’s frustration.
  • 7 – 10 October
    A Customs House Production
    The Duke in the Cupboard
    In 1961, one of the world's most audacious art thefts shocked the nation. A portrait by Goya of the Duke of Wellington, idolised for defeating Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo, had been snatched from under the noses of security guards at the National Portrait Gallery. For the first half of the swinging sixties, detectives at New Scotland Yard were taunted by the mysterious perpetrator. For four years, the police were tormented, calling in forensic scientists, criminal psychologists—and even a medium. Little did they know they needed to look no further than Benwell, Newcastle.
  • 14 October
    Black Coffee Theatre presents
    One Last Waltz
    Alice is becoming more and more forgetful. Her daughter Mandy is always on hand to help out but the strain is becoming too much. A long-forgotten photograph stirs a memory and lures Alice back to the Crown Hotel in Blackpool. Hoping for a chance to dance in the tower ballroom one last time, mother and daughter set out. But Blackpool isn’t how Alice remembers and things become too much for her as she finds herself getting lost in the past.
  • 23 –24 October
    Jump to Cow Heaven
    Set in December 1966, in a small basement flat in London’s East End, Frankie ‘The Mad Axe Man’ Mitchell is in hiding, having just been sprung from Dartmoor prison by the Kray Twins. With only his minder John for company and Lisa, a prostitute provided by the Twins to see to his needs, Frank awaits the car that will take him to a new life in the country. But as the days go by and Christmas approaches, Frank’s frustration leads him close to the breaking point. On the night before Christmas, he disappears and the lips of everyone are sealed.
  • 29 – 31 October (2PM)
    Customs House production
    Wendy the Witch and the Full Moon Party
    Wendy the Witch returns for another spooky tale just in time for Halloween.
  • 2 November
    Tangram Theatre Company presents
    Element in the Room
    A Radioactive Musical Comedy about the Death and Life of Marie Curie
  • 3 November
    Rumpus Theatre Company presents
    The Haunted Dolls’ House
    A spine-chilling new play
  • 6 November
    Warwick Arts Centre and China Plate present
    Confirmation
    Confirmation is a show about the gulfs we can’t talk across, and about the way we choose to see only the evidence that proves we’re right. Working with research into the phenomenon of Confirmation Bias, Confirmation attempts to have an honourable dialogue, real and imagined, with political extremism.
  • 9 November
    Curtis Productions and Theatre by the Lake Present
    The Bogus Woman
    An African woman arrives in a strange country fleeing for her life, seeking safety and asylum. Despite having committed no crime, she is indefinitely confined, interrogated, humiliated and abused. She witnesses the cruelty of the authorities and their casual disregard for an individual’s human rights. This strange country is England.
  • 20 – 21 November
    Red Cape Theatre presents
    Be Brave and leave for the Unknown
    This play looks at the nature of bravery both epic and domestic, large and small. In war zones and waiting rooms, on roadsides and railway platforms, against all the odds, we discover a world bursting with bravery.
  • 1 December – 9 January
    The Customs House panto
    Alice in Wonderland
  • 5 – 24 December (Various times)
    The Customs House presents
    Santa’s Naughty Elf and the Christmas Caper
    After all his Christmas mishaps, Elfluent has earned the name of Santa’s Naughty Elf. But what if there was a naughtier elf who wanted to end Christmas for good?

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